Pro Roller Derby League

August 1, 2026

I am a fan of roller derby. With the popularity of amateur roller derby can there be a pro league? One I am going to barrow a few things from classic roller derby and some things from modern roller derby. So what is my fantasy head cannon pro roller derby going to be like.

  1. Banked Track
  2. Co-Ed Teams
  3. 90 second jams
  4. Home and Away Bouts
  5. No Scripted Bouts
  6. No Game Clock
  7. 4 Periods of 10 Jams Each

Now let’s talk about the last 2 points. When going to see roller derby and the game clock runs down but the jam clock still running the jam continues until the jam ends. I wanted to get rid of that, and have the jam clock only. Also for OT would be a set of 5 jams.

For Co-Ed teams there would be a male squad and a female squad. A coin toss at the start to determine which squad starts. Alternating between periods. If it is tied at the end of regulation the squads switch and there is a jam until one team has the lead. If no team with a lead after 5 jams the squads switch and another set of 5 jams. If it is regulation then after 2 sets of 5 jams it is a draw. For playoff it will continue until there is a winner.

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Floatball: Future Sport

January 27, 2016

When I was in Jr High(1985-87) I remember this Foot Locker commercial during the Superbowl.  (Superbowl Ad)  It showed this futuristic sport with players are flying and trying to get a ball into a goal that was the size of the ball.  Some players had an arm cannon to launch the ball why others had a scoop on one hand to catch and throw the ball.  This kinda stuck with me, and inspired me to create a future sport that was in zero-gee called Pargon.  The more I looked into weightlessness it has evolved over time to be Floatball.
The rules were taken from Team Handball/Water Polo and goes as follows.  The playing area is an enclosed space that is 20-30m wide by 15-20m deep by 2.5-3m high (Partly based on water polo pool), so there is no out of bounds.  There were poles placed throughout the “field” so players can change direction.  Goals where in the end walls 2.5 meters wide and meter high with bars along the opening for the goalie to hold on to.  There is 7 players to a side: 1 goalie and 6 field players (i.e. water polo and team handball).   Playing time was divided into 4 quarters of 8 minutes.  Goals are worth 1 point. 
Game would start with the ball in the center with one player for each team would do a jump ball/face off where one would push off the floor with another player off the ceiling.  Penalties would be spearing where a player would charge head or shoulder first into another player.  Holding onto another player and an push off where you would launch yourself off another player.

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